I will pay you $50 if you can successfully teach me how to sharpen my carving knives on a whetstone. If you fail to teach me, but succeed at making my knife hella sharp, I will pay you $25. We will meet in a public place (probably at a park during OK weather). I will bring my own supplies.
I have been toiling for many hours with countless YouTube tutorials, but my knife only gets duller. Please help this fledgling wood carver succeed at his craft!